"Skadeglädje är sann glädje"
...som en klasskamrat till mig sa en gång. Idag har jag varit allmänt trött på mitt liv. Mådde helt plötsligt lite bättre när jag besökte fmylife.com.
"Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth.FML"
"Today, I was trying to register for a porn site. I secretly took my father's credit card, but all I got back was a 'this credit card is already in use.' FML"
"Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, 'You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!' FML"
/MUI
"Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth.FML"
"Today, I was trying to register for a porn site. I secretly took my father's credit card, but all I got back was a 'this credit card is already in use.' FML"
"Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, 'You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!' FML"
/MUI
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Postat av: Julia
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA:P
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